stephology

If you actually do know me, you'll probably say I'm just a bit too talkative, even for my own sake. HAHA. Am I kidding? Heck, no. I just might ask you the same question: Are YOU kidding? Okay, so I'm not making a lot of sense now. HAY NAKO STEPH. These past few days have been allotted for my very own blooperthon, that's for sure. Only to mention a few, but the striking and promising ones, of course... I'm doing my sabaw self justice.

SM (Sabaw Moment) 1 . Yesterday, Sherwin and I were looking for a photocopying place at 8 A freakin M. Why? Sir Magno, that's why. HAHA.

Anyway, we were walking along U.M. when out of nowhere I asked, "Sher, ano oras AA ni Kriszel"?

Sherwin answered me with, "1 pa. Pupunta nga rin ako eh kasi si Grace may practicum kaya ako muna mag aattend".

And guess what my stupid self said..."Ahhh, so ikaw un 'prosti'"? WTF?? Prosti?? What was I thinking?!

Of course, Sherwin, being the confused one uttered, "Uhm Steph, di ba 'proxy'"?

OH FREAKIN EM. HAHAHAHA! I couldn't stop laughing at myself after he said that. Silly willy.

SM2 . This also happened yesterday at a taxi going to MOA, this time, Kris was with Sherwin and myself. I kinda forgot what we were talking about but I guess it was something about skin since I said, "Hey diba coffee nakakaintoxify"?

Clearly, I wasn't thinking. Again. And clearly, Kris noticed as she said, "detoxify"? HAHA. Oh em. What the eff is happening to me?

SM3 . While eating dinner, my family was talking and talking about stuff my memory fails to recall. Ugh what's new? But anyway, I do remember what was hilarious at the time. Mom asked, "Ano iniinom niya? Gatas ng manok"?

Needless to say everyone started laughing. And just as everyone was laughing, I blurted out, "O? meron pala non"?

I dunno how to describe their reactions, but I can tell they were dumbfounded. Who wouldn't be?! They had a slight hang (parang fake dvd lang) and then finally laughed out everything they've got! It's as if I could see a Yahoo! PM window with a lot of those "=))" emoticons and "LOL"s out of my desktop monitor.

What's even more funny is that I didn't even realize what they were laughing about. Then my mom went, "Meron bang gatas ang manok, ha"? STOOFID. And then being my stubborn self, I still managed to defend myself by saying, "Meron"!

My cousin then teary-eyed and red from laughing her heart out asked, "O sige nga, saan lumalabas"?

Of course, I just had to say this, "Dun sa red thing sa ulo nila. Muka namang udders eh". WHAAAT?!

HAHA. Hope you won't need to spray air freshener there from too much laughing. But if you'd need to... then HAHAHAHA. O ye homeworks to do, I'll do ye already just thee go away after. Ciao!